It's the Grand Jury and I'll Lie if I want to

To the tune of Leslie Gore's It's My Party

Everybody knows that Bill had fun
Hilary doesn't know that he's mine
She keeps her head in the sand
while Billy and I make time

It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you

Tear the dress to shreds
Keep banging all night
Billy likes a vertical smile
Now Ken Starr's telling me
I need a cake with a file

It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you

Linda and Kenny just called me a whore
She was such a big fink
O what deceitful lies
When Linda started to sing

It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you