funny hick joke

this guy just moved to a new town and he's starting a ranch so he decides to go ask his neighbors for some animals to get started.
he goes to his first neighbor and asks him for a rooster, and his neighbor says sure only we call em cocks here. the guy thinks hey that is pretty nice of him telling me how to fit in and talk right.
well he goes to his next neighbor and asks him for a rabbit. this neighbor says yeah, no problem only here we call them rubbits. the guy thinks wow this guy is pretty nice too.
so he goes on to his last neighbor and asks him if he has a donkey. the neighbor says sure you can have a donkey only here we call them asses. and the funny thing about this ass is that he is REALLY stubborn and sometimes he will just stop in the middle of whatever he's doing and he wont go on until you scratch his chin. the guy thinks wow what a weird donkey, atleast my neighbor was nice enough to warn me about his ass'stubborness.
so the guy is walking home with all of his animals and the stupid ass stops and wont budge.
well the guy sees this nice looking lady coming down the road and he is trying to juggle all of his animals so he asks the lady "will you hold my cock and rubbit while i scratch my ass to get it going?"