a bear and a rabbit

JOKE ONE: A Bear and a Rabbit
a bear and a rabbit are walking along when they come across a magical frog. The frog said hes grant them each 3 wishes. So the bear said, " i wish for all of the bears in the area to be females" so the frog made the wish come true. The rabbit said " i wish for a helmet" so the frog made the wish come true. The bear then made his second wish and said "i wish for all the bears in the forest to be females" so the frog made the wish come true. So then the rabbit said " i wish for a motercycle" and the frog made the wish come true. For his last wish , the bear said "i wish all the bears in the world to be female" so the frog made the wish come true. The rabbit thought for awhile before making his last wish. He got and his motercycle, put on his helmet and said "i wish the bear was gay" and rode out of there fast! LOL