What am I?

What am I???????????


This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long.

The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is

usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small

hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always

willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm,

fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again

and again many times in succession, often quickly and

accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found

listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing

sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When

finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white

substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer

surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening

shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing

liquids have ceased emenating, it is returned to its freely

hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action,

hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a

day, but often much less.

What am I???????

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is

None other than your very own..........









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.....toothbrush.........

What were you thinking?



You pervert!