The Freudian Slip

Two guys walk into a bar, and they both have black eyes. "How did you get your black eye?" asks the first guy. "Well, it was really a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park one day when i saw a woman with three beautiful children. I walked up to her to compliment her children, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely kiddies,' I accendentally said,'You have some lovely titties.' So she slapped me, and gave me this black eye. How did you get your black eye?" asked the second man. The first man replied, "Well, I too had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of thirty-two years, and I tried to say, 'Would you please pass the Cornflakes?' but instead I said, 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch.'"