Betty Crocker

A lady woke up to the sound of the door shuting.
Her husband had left to go to work. She got up and ready when
as she was pulling out of the driveway her car broke down. She
ran inside and called her husband." Honey, the car broke down!"
she said. He answered,"What do i look like the car repair man!Go call tha car repair man!"
So she did and when he showed up she decided to do the dishes while she waited.
While she was doing this the dishwasher broke. She called her husband and said"Honey the dishwasher broke!"
He said,"What do i look like the dish washer repair man? Go call the dishwasher repair man!" So she did
but the wee closed. She asked the guy fixing the car if he could fix the dishwasher. He said he could and did.
After he was done she asked what his bill would be. He said she could bake him a cake or have sex with him.

When her husband got home she told him the whole story and he asked,"Well what kind of cake did you bake?"
And she said," Who do i look like, Betty Crocker?"