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things to do in the elevator- heh heh........ (Rated: 77%)
man falls asleep in church- ............................. (Rated: 77%)
The new Priest- I'da paid to see that sermon! (Rated: 75%)
Merry Christmas- No description. (Rated: 75%)
Can your dick touch your asshole?- No description. (Rated: 75%)
Joe Gets an Operation- Sucks to be him! (Rated: 75%)
Job application- Be just like me and you'll get hired too (Rated: 75%)
Rejected Books!!!!- Cute little kids books with a twist! (Rated: 75%)
Sex Education- A boy finds out from his sister what it is to have sex. ( NOT INCEST!) (Rated: 75%)
Boy and the Whore House- A 10 year old seeks revenge (Rated: 75%)
USS Lincoln- I've never read anything funnier... (Rated: 75%)
happy halloween- No description. (Rated: 75%)
Common Cents- No description. (Rated: 75%)
answering machine....- 10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. (Rated: 75%)
Little Boy's Knowledge- No description. (Rated: 75%)
What am I?- you figure it out...... (Rated: 75%)
What to do at Mcdonalds- Want to have fun at McDonalds? Try these! (Rated: 75%)
Premature Ejaculation- No description. (Rated: 75%)
A dog named Sex- ever wonder what to name your new puppy....? (Rated: 74%)
Sexual Exhaustion?- Burn! (Rated: 74%)
Keeping a healthy level of insanity- No description. (Rated: 74%)
50 ways to get rid of a date- Ever have a bad date? Well this is how to get rid of them for good. (Rated: 74%)
Japanese Student- knows more than his American classmates. (Rated: 74%)
Yankie Soldier in Britain- American soldier is looking for a seat on the train, when he encounters a snobbish english woman............. (Rated: 74%)
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES- No description. (Rated: 74%)
50 fun things to do in walmart- just as the title says (Rated: 74%)
Chinese Tortures- Painful.................. (Rated: 74%)
You'll Wake My Mother- No description. (Rated: 74%)
Sherlock Holmes goes camping- When you have discounted the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth... (Rated: 74%)
Differences between men and Women- true, true (Rated: 74%)
a bear and a rabbit- a bear and a rabbit find a magical frog (Rated: 74%)
Professional Perks- No description. (Rated: 74%)
"I'll do ANYTHING" said the blond...- sent to me as: The blonde joke of the year (Rated: 73%)
Idiots on the computer- Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. (Rated: 73%)
Mother and three kids- No description. (Rated: 73%)
Run Rooster Run- No description. (Rated: 73%)
Blind Man and the Fork- a blind man walks into a resturaunt... (Rated: 73%)
Why I fired my secretary- busted (Rated: 73%)
'appiness'- Dinner Conversation (Rated: 73%)
Family Fued- No description. (Rated: 73%)
Dear wife:- A Math Lesson (Rated: 73%)
Dubya the Fighter Pilot- The prez hits on a waitress (Rated: 73%)
HOW TO CONFUSE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB- and something to laugh at... (Rated: 73%)
Intercave Memo- From: Bin Laden, Osama (Rated: 73%)
The Points System- How to Make it Count in Romance... (Rated: 73%)
Don't forget the vaseline...- No description. (Rated: 73%)
The Elephant Man- This is kinnda funny!! (Rated: 73%)
skirt too tight- this is just hilarious.... (Rated: 73%)
Things You Sometimes Wish You Could Say- hehe (Rated: 72%)
paradise- cindy crawford, deserted island (Rated: 72%)
A Guide to life!!- a LIST OF 30 THINGS TO BE RATED cRAZy (Rated: 72%)
the bear and the rabbit- a bear and a rabbit are walkin along and see a magical frog (Rated: 72%)
PAY ATTENTION, PEOPLE!- yummy... (Rated: 72%)
1996 Medical Convention- The comparison of medical advances....... (Rated: 72%)
Barbie's Letter to Santa- No description. (Rated: 72%)
sex sceans- R-Rated (Rated: 72%)
Moyle- Moyle's foreskins use. (Rated: 72%)
Biology- Biology (Rated: 72%)
Bill Gates goes to hell- He dies and meets St. Peter (Rated: 72%)
Why did the chicken cross the road?- Many different answers to this burning question... (Rated: 72%)
a teacher, a trashman, and a lawyer died on the same day- Which 2 get to go to Heaven? (Rated: 72%)
Deserted Island- A bunch of people from different countries get stranded... (Rated: 72%)
Women gets shot- No description. (Rated: 72%)
American vs Russian- No description. (Rated: 72%)
Disappearing Man- Disappearing Man (Rated: 72%)
Half Sisters- No description. (Rated: 72%)
Time Will Tell- Time Will Tell (Rated: 72%)
funny hick joke- No description. (Rated: 72%)
Blonds can come in handy- No description. (Rated: 72%)
Wedding Rehearsal- No description. (Rated: 72%)
The Freudian Slip- No description. (Rated: 71%)
Piece Meal- blonde (Rated: 71%)
Celebration...- of a man's first.... (Rated: 71%)
Grandpa & Grandson Go Fishing- And learn a new way to deny someone something (Rated: 71%)
Moral Question- Easy answer.... (Rated: 71%)
A Stiff Upper Lip?- No description. (Rated: 71%)
A Man and a Genie- Another Lawyer Joke... (Rated: 71%)
3 Blondes at the Pearly Gates- No description. (Rated: 71%)
Betty Crocker- No description. (Rated: 71%)
YO MOMMA...- Best MOMMA jokes ever... (Rated: 71%)
a fishing joke- just because it is fishing doesnt mean it isnt naughty (Rated: 71%)
My Favorite Bumper Stickers- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Milk Bath- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Year Long Study- A year long study.. (Rated: 70%)
Thirsty guy....- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Sweet Revenge- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Snakes.- Snakes. (Rated: 70%)
12 Days of Christmas- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Valentine for Bin Laden- ever notice how V-day sounds like D-day? (Rated: 70%)
10 Commandments of Teenagers- what a teen should REALLY do (Rated: 70%)
Cucuber, pickle and a penis have a conversation- This is pretty bad, but you can't help but laugh (Rated: 70%)
A Rottwieler Named Jesus- No description. (Rated: 70%)
teddy bear- A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is comp (Rated: 70%)
Headlines- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Three Friends- No description. (Rated: 70%)
One Hole Behind.- Position is everything! (Rated: 70%)
Line Painter- No description. (Rated: 70%)
StepLadder- No description. (Rated: 70%)
Golf- No description. (Rated: 69%)
You snooze, You lose- Kind of gay....well maybe it's good but I don't get it! (Rated: 69%)
Fancy Dress- A creative costme (Rated: 69%)
Rhymes with Nifty- a woman is admiring her breast... (Rated: 69%)
You know you're too drunk when:- Lists of ways to tell when you've had one too many! (Rated: 69%)
Blowjob Etiquette (female)- No description. (Rated: 69%)
My Hero- No description. (Rated: 69%)
Omish- Coldness with Omish People (Rated: 69%)
Blonde on Blonde- two blondes are walking down a roud when they stumble onto a compact mirror. (Rated: 69%)
Stupid people fearing- WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (Rated: 69%)
At the barber shop...- the little girl learns... (Rated: 69%)
you'll probably only get this if your irish- a boy gets attacked on O'Connell street (Rated: 69%)
Feild of Dreams- Mrs. Clinton and Bill are sitting at a baseball game when... (Rated: 69%)
Extremely Premature- condom customers in a drug store... (Rated: 68%)
male sex lecture- No description. (Rated: 68%)
YO MOMMA...- Best MOMMA jokes ever... (Rated: 68%)
Blonde Hair Dying Experience- No description. (Rated: 68%)
girlfriends on vacation...- the guys'll like this one... i know it did. (Rated: 68%)
The Smart Sex- Car Crash (Rated: 68%)
head to head- a deaf-mute man walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms (Rated: 68%)
Jokes from Sammie_16- No description. (Rated: 68%)
Cowboy boots.- old people..geez (Rated: 68%)
The Time Telling Frog- No description. (Rated: 67%)
A baby's features- What women really think of men... (Rated: 67%)
Best Left Unsaid- No description. (Rated: 67%)
Things not to do at a funeral- No description. (Rated: 67%)
three couples- three couples try to join a church, but they must not have sex for 2 weeks to be a member of the church. (Rated: 67%)
Blonde & Elmo- Blonde working at an Elmo Factory (Rated: 67%)
Two West Virginians and the heimlich Maneuver.- Some people are sooooo dumb... it's good. (Rated: 67%)
Bar Monkey- Heheh, you'll love this one... (Rated: 66%)
Little Johnny- another little Johnny joke (Rated: 66%)
Lost "Sponge"- A little boy finds mommy's "sponge"... (Rated: 66%)
Aniversary...already?- No description. (Rated: 66%)
A Horoscope for Everyone...- very, very un-astrological based zodiac interpretation (Rated: 66%)
Nymphomaniac Convention- No description. (Rated: 65%)
kidding- job interview (Rated: 65%)
The Pope Drives a Limousine- No description. (Rated: 65%)
Sloppy Drunk- No description. (Rated: 65%)
A sperms destiny...- ...or disaster. (Rated: 65%)
a dictionary for women- argument - a discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. (Rated: 65%)
two men- No description. (Rated: 65%)
Political Sins- Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush cross the Jordan River (Rated: 65%)
difference between good girls and bad girls- actually pretty funny........ (Rated: 65%)
Mexican Bungee Jumping- What happens when you go Bungee Jumping in Mexico? Read and find out! (Rated: 65%)
Only for Brits...- No description. (Rated: 65%)
One liners of the sick but funny variety...- Some Sick, Some Funny- One Liners (Rated: 65%)
A Koala's goes out- and uses a dictionary (Rated: 65%)
5 persons in a crashing plane- No description. (Rated: 65%)
littl girl- No description. (Rated: 65%)
Reasons to be single- From a male point of view (Rated: 65%)
Cakes- No description. (Rated: 65%)
How to piss off your parents- No description. (Rated: 64%)
Poof- Four men are walking in the desert... (Rated: 64%)
A Lobbyist In Washington- explains the traffic, anyway (Rated: 64%)
A modern fairytale...- No description. (Rated: 64%)
List...- Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret: (Rated: 63%)
PRIESTS- No description. (Rated: 63%)
Ma and Pa- No description. (Rated: 63%)
Advice to girls and guys on kissing- No description. (Rated: 63%)
A blonde and her puppies- Blonde joke (Rated: 63%)
Why men are proud of ourselves- yup, that's 'bout it (Rated: 63%)
Superman- Invisibility sucks (Rated: 63%)
Innocent girl- The sturt fucked the screen up so I'm doing this to save him (Rated: 63%)
Confession- No description. (Rated: 62%)
Taxi Driver- A taxi driver with a peculiar habit. (Rated: 62%)
NJ Christmas Carol- TWAS DA NIGHT BEFORE FREEKIN KRISMUS... (Rated: 62%)
In search of Mr. right...- What you see isn't always what you get... (Rated: 62%)
Bush as a state trooper- No description. (Rated: 62%)
Never say this to the opposite sex!- No description. (Rated: 62%)
What happens when a fly drops 5 inches?- No description. (Rated: 62%)
Airport Security- Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. I feel safer already. (Rated: 61%)
Do You Know Who I Am?- its gay (Rated: 61%)
Jock the frenchie- Jock the french fighter pilot (Rated: 61%)
flying to israel- No description. (Rated: 61%)
Piercing + a little quote- the world through the eyes of the innocent (Rated: 61%)
Pussy and Bitch- No description. (Rated: 60%)
Join the Gnomes- Join the Gnomes (Rated: 60%)
Letter From Santa Claus- Santa will no longer be serving the South Eastern area instead his cousin Bubba Claus will take over. (Rated: 60%)
The roomate...- No description. (Rated: 60%)
50th Wedding Anniversary- No description. (Rated: 59%)
Stupid Joke- It's stupid (Rated: 58%)
indian names- No description. (Rated: 58%)
Van gogh- After much careful research, it has been discovered that the (Rated: 58%)
Man who...- No description. (Rated: 58%)
2 Blondes- No description. (Rated: 58%)
Condom shopping!- a little boy and his dad (Rated: 58%)
The Male Stages Of Life- ...tis a sweet journey through the eyes of a guy (Rated: 58%)
A man has a couple of drinks- No description. (Rated: 58%)
Big Boss Man- Bad day at work! (Rated: 58%)
Canadians, Newfies, Wives and Knives- No description. (Rated: 57%)
A man with issues.- and a wive's nightmare... (Rated: 57%)
yo mama jokes- No description. (Rated: 57%)
Playing Snooker in the jungle- No description. (Rated: 56%)
And the moral is.....- A rooster is sitting on top of a hut, along comes this cat....... (Rated: 56%)
Top 25 country songs- 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. (Rated: 56%)
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE- To the citizens of the United States of America... (Rated: 56%)
Crazy Mike's all night adventure- ...with 3 women? (Rated: 56%)
Texas Baby- No description. (Rated: 54%)
Drunken Behavior- No description. (Rated: 54%)
Aggie Joke- Don't read this if your an Aggie fan!!! (Rated: 54%)
World "Powers"- eh, just something i wrote (Rated: 53%)
How far can your dog run....- No description. (Rated: 53%)
Can't Keep a Secret!- No description. (Rated: 53%)
Sex comparisons and situations- ...for the sexualy experienced. (Rated: 53%)
The blonde & the police department- No description. (Rated: 53%)
Knock On Heaven's Door- No description. (Rated: 51%)
Jed needs a patent- A funny, dirty little joke about an orange. (Rated: 51%)
GUESS WHAT!- No description. (Rated: 51%)
feminem- No description. (Rated: 51%)
2 old men- it's a bathroom joke (Rated: 50%)
The string in the bar.- A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink... (Rated: 50%)
mexican olympics- why doesnt mexico hold the olympics????? (Rated: 50%)
old men- No description. (Rated: 50%)
a non-perverted joke- 12 things 2 do at a boring movie (Rated: 50%)
Two Dumb Blondes- A blonde in a field and a blonde in a car (Rated: 50%)
not cookin- No description. (Rated: 50%)
A bunch of old blonde jokes!- No description. (Rated: 50%)
hehe this is funny- funny (Rated: 49%)
Gwapes- No description. (Rated: 49%)
We're game!- PLAY BALL! (Rated: 49%)
Power_man_69?- *bling* (Rated: 48%)
101 Uses For AOL Disks- No description. (Rated: 48%)
Nun working at condom place- Nun working at condom place (Rated: 48%)
the jumper- man going to jump off a bridge (Rated: 48%)
At The Bar- No description. (Rated: 47%)
Midget Midget- 123 uh! (Rated: 47%)
Stupid Stuff- It's really gay!!! (Rated: 47%)
The little people and the giant- For those who like plays on words... (Rated: 46%)
Real Dumb Blonde- No description. (Rated: 45%)
a bonde and a brunett- a blonde and a brunett were speeding down the highway (Rated: 45%)
Three Irishmen walking through a graveyard- No description. (Rated: 44%)
Top Names- These are the top names for people in the year 2000 (Rated: 44%)
"Outcast"- No description. (Rated: 44%)
Inbreds- funny but nasty (Rated: 41%)
it's all in the names- yay for sex jokes... yay (Rated: 37%)
Joke That You Found Funny- No description. (Rated: 37%)
3 Blondes on an Island- No description. (Rated: 36%)
bathroom buddies- No description. (Rated: 33%)
panda bear- No description. (Rated: 33%)
Baby Names- No description. (Rated: 33%)
origonal- it sucks......realy (Rated: 32%)
Women bashing!- Guys, this is a must see! (Rated: 32%)
Pick Up Lines- Do you need help on what to say to pick up a chick, well click here for some tips (Rated: 30%)
Pick Up Lines- Do you need help on what to say to pick up a chick, well click here for some tips (Rated: 29%)
Larry Rotter and the Chalice of Desire- First Chapter of parody of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rated: 29%)
Top 10 Reasons John Doesnt Go To Dairy Queen- For the People who R N Need For a Laugh (Rated: 28%)
eminem is gay- No description. (Rated: 25%)
**The TWO Jokes I Know**- No description. (Rated: 18%)

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