Husband Isn't Mr. Fix-It

This man and woman got up for work one morning and the woman said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing."

The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?"

Then she said, "The car also needs fixing."

"Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?"

So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, the woman said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them."

The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?" "Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake."

"Did you bake him a cake?"

"Do I look like Betty Crocker?"