Santa's Bad Day

Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of the elves got sick, and the trainee elves couldn't produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. Well, this stressed Santa even more.

Then, when Santa went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth, and two had jumped the fence and were nowhere to be found.

To make matters worse, when Santa began to load the sleigh, one of the boards on the sleigh cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys everywhere.

A frustrated Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. But, then he soon found that the elves had emptied the liquor cabinet and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, Santa dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

Just then, the doorbell rang. Santa cussed all the way to the front door. When he opened the door, he was greeted by a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel looked at Santa and asked, "Where would you like to put this Christmas tree?"

And that, my friends, is how the little angel ended up on top of the Christmas tree!