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The Birth of a Candy Bar

Sent by: southpaw15

One payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to SKOR, so he took Miss HERSHEY to POT OF GOLD Motel on the corner of AERO & 5th Avenue to show her some TWIX.
He began to feel her MOUNDS that was pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL, and made him want to EAT MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped "SWEET MARIE, THIS IS WUNDERBAR."
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her KIT KAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M'S Miss HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS, to which Mr. GOODBAR replies "When you're this good, they call you MR. BIG."
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine monthes later she had a BABY RUTH.

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