Zachary Syndrome

Mary is a middle aged woman. She is in the middle of her sexual prime and yet she still cannot get a date. For some reason men just do not want to go out with her. The only reason she can figure is it must be some hormonal imbalance or something. So she talks to her friends about it and they tell her of a Chinese doctor named Dr. Wong.

Mary takes her friend's advice and goes to see Dr. Wong. While in the office she tells the doctor her problem, and he tells her to strip and bend over grabbing her ankles. Dr.Wong checks her over and tells her, "You have Zachary Syndrome!"

She exclaims, "Oh my God! What does that mean Doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Your ass rook Zachary like you face!"