Bad 40th
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, ´Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever´.
Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.´
The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, ´Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever´.
Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.´
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