A Preacher Visits on Elderly Lady

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.
As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in
front of him.

"Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he asks
the lady.

"Help yourself," she replies.

After about an hour and a half visit, he gets up
to leave and notices that he has eated almost all
of the peanuts in the bowl.

"I apologize," he says to the elderly lady. "I
only meant to eat a few."

"That's okay," says the lady, "Since I've lost my
teeth, all I've been able to do is suck the
chocolate off of them."